Due Monday? Do Monday.

I have a problem.

borntobeoscarwilde:

socialistexan:

sex-lessinthecity:

me :(

OH GOD IT’S ME. This is me. I still haven’t made some calls I’ve needed to because of shit like this.

Oh god. Especially the middle one, but these are all so accurate.

moonythemarauder:

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

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Hung out with some people. Did nothing.

Ref, if you can’t take the heat, don’t point your finger at me…Stop being a ref.

Sometimes I seriously doubt my intelligence.

You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,
    
And you light me up, when you ring my bell.

You're a mystery, you're from outer space,
           
You're every minute of my everyday.

laxerproblems:

thank you to the anon that told me lax-is-my-life made a post about this!

laxerproblems:

thank you to the anon that told me lax-is-my-life made a post about this!

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chill

chill

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